Mad Cows of Main Street
(Sang To Zevon's "Werewolves Of London")

I saw a mad cow with a fender guitar in his hand
walkin' the streets of Daytona - right on Main
He was headin' for the bar called the Station
Gonna rock us 'til were outta our brain

Moo-oo, Mad Cows of Main Street
Moo-oo (2x)

If you hear them mooin' outside your bar door
you sure better let them in
You'll have lots of hot ladies dancing all night
Mad Cows of Main Street again

Mike’s a not-so-hairy gent who runs amok on bass
Brian is a kickass cow on guitar
Then theres Davey-boy on drums who can really rock the place
And Gary “The Duke Of Guacamole”

Well, I saw a cool band walkin’ down the street
They ‘re the Mad Cows of Main Street
I saw their fans drinkin beers and mix drinks at the Station
And it all was perfect

Mad Cows on the Stage
(Sang To ZZ Top's "La Grange")

Rumour spreadin’ around in this Florida town
‘Bout the Station right on Main
And you know where I’m talkin’ about
Just let me know if you wanna go
See the Mad Cows on the stage
They gotta lotta nice songs

Have Mercy
A moo, moo, moo, moo, a moo
A moo, moo, moo

Well, I hear they’re great and start at 8
Come party down and don’t be late
A moo, moo
These cows are mad and their music bad
Right on down to their Mad Cow bones
Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm

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